November 2009
2 posts
Reality Show Idea: "The Kidz Aint Allright"
Yes, the title of this is correct. Why, with all the misspellings and general lack of understanding of the English language, you might say that a teenager wrote this!
See, that’s one of my main problems with kids today. It seems to me, and a lot of other people, that they just don’t give a shit. They’re more focused on going out partying, getting drunk/high, and getting pregnant...
Pay Per View Idea: "Execution"
Admit it: You’ve been sitting there, reading or watching the news, and some story comes on that makes your blood curdle. It could be about anything, really. Whether it goes from stories about children getting molested by people in positions of trust, or people murdering their entire families because they heard ‘voices’ telling them to do so, we’ve all been there at one...
October 2009
9 posts
Book Idea: "How To Fight Everything and Win!"
Actually, the full title of the book would be: “How To Fight Anything Alive and Win! Or How I Spent Three Months As a Wayward Wanderer and Humbled Everything.”
In this book, I would give detailed, how-to instructions on taking on anything alive, and coming out on top as the victor. Everything from a meth head, to a rabies infested circus clown, to a giant octopus having a fit of...
Reality Show: "Lady In F34"
No one knows this woman. Not even me. Shit, ESPECIALLY me.
She’s the type of woman who, and we all know the type, walks around town aimlessly for hours on end, with nothing else to do. Sometimes she’s wearing shorts in the winter; other times it’s a parka in the middle of 90-degree heat. Regardless of all of this, one fact still stands strong: SHE’S FUCKING CRAZY.
I have seen this woman every...
The Mind. SHE WONDERS.
So, I was wondering…
Just how much duct tape could one person covceivably wrap around themselves without dying?
It’s an interesting debate/hypothesis/question I would normally think of when I was really shit ass drunk. I mean, you’d presumably cut off the circulation to yourself at one some point, but do you think there is a world record somewhere where this one guy had himself...
TV Show Idea: FURRY FIGHT NIGHT
I love watching people fight. I think it’s one of the most primal things on this earth that we can do as individuals; beat the shit out of each other.
I’m a huge fan of MMA, particularly UFC, and it gets me pumped up watching two dudes get into an Octagon/ring/whatever and throwdown. It’s one of the reasons why I consider hockey to be the best sport ever. I mean, we all love the...
Documentary Idea: "Clipped Together".
YES.
So, the premise of this is fairly simple: Make a documentary about the trials and tribulations that I would go through as I try to single handedly assemble the world’s largest chain of paper clips.
I think it would be captivating, really. Me spending all of my extra cash on paper clips instead of food, and other things that would keep my girlfriend happy. Nope, motherfucking PAPER...
All Hallows Creeps: A Guide to Halloween
Ah, yes. Halloween.
A time when people have the right to actually dress up like weirdos instead of, you know…the other 355 days a year when they shouldn’t be dressing like that.
A time when children can go out and get diabetes from the amount of candy that they shove into their mouths, or be lucky enough to be on the receiving end of a razor bladed mini-Snickers bar.
And, naturally,...
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…and surprise dude orgies,...”
Captain Breakdance and The Super Fun Smile Time...
THE LEGENDARY STORY BEHIND THE COOLEST DUDES (AND CHICK) IN THE UNIVERSE: CAPTAIN BREAKDANCE AND THE SUPER FUN TIME SMILE GANG OF FOUR.
Once upon a time, when things were simpler, there was a man. He wasn’t an extraordinary man at first. He was rather plain, to be painfully honest. Nothing about him screamed “OMG~!” However, that all changed, and in a big way, I may add.
He was...
The Origins of Karate Fighting Death Pigeon
There is none.
I literally just came up with that about, oh…10 minutes ago? Yeah, it’s probably like that, now that I stop and think about it.
Anyways, enough rambling for about 20 seconds.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sean. I am 21 years old, and am pretty sure that I have severe emotional issues. As evidenced by the fact that the name of this site is KARATE FIGHTING...