This is pretty much the greatest accomplishment the century has produced thus far. If you don't believe that, then just ask me. I'll tell you that it is, and then kick your ass for not believing it in the first place.There is none.
I literally just came up with that about, oh…10 minutes ago? Yeah, it’s probably like that, now that I stop and think about it.
Anyways, enough rambling for about 20 seconds.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sean. I am 21 years old, and am pretty sure that I have severe emotional issues. As evidenced by the fact that the name of this site is KARATE FIGHTING DEATH PIGEON, I’d wager that if anyone is actually reading this, they’d be inclined to agree. Correct?
The name is something that sounded wicked ass cool to say outloud AND in my head. It conjures up images of a pigeon in a Karate gi fighting things/people/other animals/inanimate objects to the death. Visions of feathers, fire, and poop flying around in a BATTLE ROYALE have gone through my head the minute I strung those four words together.
While, granted, I probably won’t follow through on it for at least another…6 or so months, I do have a back story that I will eventually create that makes this absurd idea even dumber than it already is.
Won’t you join me as I try to prove to my family, once and for all, that I need to be on pills or something. Reading the crazy concepts for films, comic books, musical albums (?!) and even childrens Halloween costumes will be both cathartic for me, and make you question me even more than you already have so far.
It’s okay to judge me. :)
-Sean.
